Start off small, then crush goal after goal!
Every time you take a cold shower, you earn double man-points.
Because you’ve always wanted to swing a big damn hammer.
Sometimes you have to get through the nightmare to achieve your dreams.
Parenting is a full-contact sport, start training now.
A little curiosity goes a long way
You’ve got muffin’ to worry about.
Stay in the tailgating game with a protein punch!